He buys old car at dirt-cheap rates, services them up, and then with a
variety of different customizations such as powerful amps, sleek
artificial intelligence systems, tuning the Echappement i.e.
exhaust, he transforms these old bastards into some powerful American
muscle. He then sells these wonders at rates far above the cost of scrap
and modifications. He is a shrewd man.
I remember once he bought a Volkswagen but was unable to find the Golf Tuning Shop,
he then realised that searching for such shops in this cheap street
would be futile. There was no reason he shouldn’t start his own
business, he thought. So, he set up his very own little car
customization store, expecting the business to thrive overnight.
The business didn’t work out for the first few months, there were
barely any customers around who could afford such heavy articulate work.
He had to find a way out, else his entire investment would be wiped out
in the months to come. He had a certain genius when it came to cars and
business. He held a small marketing event with drinks and girls,
inviting the town folk to live a hedonist night, where he briefed the
drunk men of the excellent services he could offer.
The very next day he had his first customer who demanded something to
be done with his old white Skoda. My uncle fitted for him an Alfa Rome Pedalboxthat
increased the throttle response by tuning the accelerator. The man (a
middle-income folk) got so much excited that he revved up the engine and
slid away with a cheetah’s pace through the narrow street. Next day’s
newspaper reported that the man was found dead in
an accident. The news made my uncle infamous, and from that day onwards
he had so much business that he never had to worry about a single cent.
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